Top 10 Budgie Crimes and how to Forgive them 

1. Midnight Screaming Sessions

Blasts the neighborhood with a 2 AM solo concert.

Forgiveness Tip: Pretend you’re at a rave. Dance it out.

2. Destroying Your Favourite Plant

Turns your once-beautiful ficus into a stick pile.

Forgiveness Tip: Repot the plant and blame the cat.

3. Toilet Splash Zone

Decides the bathroom sink is a swimming pool… while you’re washing your hands.

Forgiveness Tip: Wear waterproof gloves and enjoy the chaos.

4. Food Theft Expert

Steals a crumb from your sandwich and looks innocent.

Forgiveness Tip: Share your lunch, but only when you’re not looking.

5. Cable Assassin

Chews through your charging cable like it’s a twig.

Forgiveness Tip: Invest in expensive cable protectors and laugh bitterly.

6. Mirror Obsession

Stares at their reflection for hours, forgetting you exist.

Forgiveness Tip: Buy a second mirror so you’re not jealous.

7. Escape Artist

Masters the art of flying out the door the second it opens.

Forgiveness Tip: Practice your ninja reflexes daily.

8. The Poop Bomb

Drops a surprise “gift” exactly when you’re wearing your best shirt.

Forgiveness Tip: Carry a travel stain remover everywhere.

9. Toy Terrorist

Destroys every toy within minutes of you buying it.

Forgiveness Tip: Buy more toys. Like, a lot more.

10. The Silent Treatment

Decides not to chirp or interact for days just to mess with you.

Forgiveness Tip: Pretend you’re in a soap opera. Dramatic pauses are everything.