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“I chewed your phone charger. Again. You’re welcome.”
“Oh you’re eating? I’ll scream now.”
“I don’t want the green perch today. I want rage.”
“You rearranged my cage. You will pay for this.”
“Yes, I bit you. No, I have no regrets.”
“You exist solely to serve millet. Accept it.”
“Stop calling it ‘chirping’. I’m dropping BIRD BARS.”
“I see you cleaning my poop. Now watch me poop again.”
“If you don’t whistle back, I will scream louder.”
“The curtains? Mine. The keyboard? Mine. This entire room? Mine.”
“I know 17 words. I just choose not to say them.”
“You bought me a new toy? I shall fear it for 12 days.”
“I licked your toothbrush. Good luck with that.”
“Yes, I heard your secrets. No, I won’t keep them.”
“Mirror me is hot.”
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